If Cards Against Humanity released a Google-themed deck, what cards would it include?
Some of these are more generally tech themed (meaning not Google-specific) but this list came out of a brainstorming session for a tech event where Cards Against Humanity (game) topic tid 291556 cards were given away. The list has grown somewhat since the original version. Enjoy! BLACK CARDS After the success of SpaceX Google created SearchX that specializes in finding __________. Yep I got options when I joined. One option was a ton of cash but instead I chose __________. C#? The only thing I see that's sharp is __________. My startup wasn't angel funded. Believe it or not it's backed by __________. Ill never need to Google anything again as soon as I get my __________! If there was one thing I could control-Z from my life it'd be __________. My new startup? It like Uber for __________. Here's your offer for a job in the games industry. We don pay with money but instead well give you __________. In 227 despite Microsoft's best efforts to turn things around Windows 14 works about as well as __________. Because every day is casual day in the tech industry ourpany just instituted __________ Fridays. The weirdest thing I saw in a interview was __________. Mypany has so many perks! Free soda infinite snacks and __________ for everyone to share. So then I said 'exercising' and they thought I meant stock options but really I was just taking my __________ for a run. Yay for interns! Now I have someone who'll bring me coffee when I want it as well as __________. Instead of looking at his shoes when he talks mypany's shyest engineer looks at __________. WHITE CARDS Elon Musk's personal cologne line Elon's Musk. An anthropomorphic Windows Phone getting pummeled to death by a robot. Retirees in their early 2s. The windowless rooms at Google where teams spend all day testing porn search. Getting a DUI on a self-driving bike. Recursively Googling recursion recursively. Drunkenly acting on your workplace crush. Getting '3 open bars in the same night' drunk. Brogrammers. The guy at the party who always thinks it's funny when he says 'BRO DO YOU EVEN LYFT?!?' Interviews that consist solely of logic puzzles. The freemium business model. Microtransactions. Diversity hires. An alternate universe identical to ours in every way except Google Wave is used for everything. Looking at your SO and wondering where the 'archive' button is. Exceeding your parents' wildest dreams by the age of 23. Pushing back on an offer that includes more money than you know what to do with. A hot piece of ass-embly. Forking your repo. Weekly one-on-ones. A functional ROFLcopter. Ducking autocorrect. A quickie in the Mother's Room. Gayle Laakmann McDowell user 47758 .
I use http://www.chrome-theme.org to get all my Google themes. What are other sites like this?
Google's official Chrome Webstore has a Themes section s Another third party site